my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
Butt dial and booty call are basically the same words but they mean very different things.
I got a migraine and threw up because of this
i cant sleep cause of this now
Oh my god
My brain hurts
Who doesn’t want free stuff?
- Must be following me! (I will be checking if the winner is following me)
- For an even better chance of winning you can follow my other blogs here and here!
- Reblog this post! You can reblog as many times as you want because it will increase your chances
- You can like the post as a bookmark, but you won’t win if you don’t reblog
- You have until January 15th, 2014 to reblog this post
- I will choose a winner (at random) on January 16th and message the winner
- If the winner doesn’t reply within a week then I will choose another winner
- This giveaway will be shipped to any where in the world and may have to come in 2 separate packages!
- Good luck!
- (For clothing items, if you need a different size I will exchange it and send the right size!)
- ** = new / never used
- 3 Forever 21 beanies ** (One size fits all)
- 1 pair of combat boots bought at Lord and Taylor’s ** (Size 8)
- 1 electric blue leather jacket from Forever 21 ** (Size Small)
- 1 denim hoodie from Target ** (Size Small)
- 2 Fifth Harmony posters
- Fifth Harmony’s Better Together - EP **
- Fifth Harmony’s autographed Juntos / Better Together - EP (spanish)
- One Direction Harry cover Teen Vogue magazine
- Tiger Beat magazine (includes several different posters)
- Seventeen Ultimate Guide to Style book **
- Lauren Conrad Beauty book
- Lauren Conrad Style book
- The Fault in Our Stars by John Green **
- Looking for Alaska by John Green **
- The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chybosky **
- PS VITA with 32 GB of memory (screen protector included) **
- 2 PS VITA cases (travel pouch and leather case) **
- PS VITA cradle **
- 4 PS VITA games (Uncharted, Little Big Planet, Need for Speed, and Jak & Daxter) **
- PS VITA game case (holds up to 8 games & 2 memory cards)
- Pink Beats by Dr. Dre (comes with everything included in the box) **
- 16 GB iPad
- 7 iPhone 4/4s cases
- 16 GB silver iPhone 5S **
- 2 iPhone 5S cases (Otterbox and Speck) **
- 5 Screen Protectors (back and front) **
- iPhone 5S adapter (allows you to use iPhone 4 chargers) **
- Travel battery pack for iPhones or any other devices that use a USB **
- Choose a 100$ gift card to any store of your choosing
- Blog makeover (If you want)
- Midnight Memories CD **
GOOD LUCK! REMEMBER THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS JANUARY 15TH SO REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL THEN AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME, I WILL BE CHECKING! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THEN MESSAGE ME HERE! GOOD LUCK AGAIN!
This freakin scene
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
you all asked for it.